I’m a sucker for short YouTube videos that explore unlikely scenarios using as much science as possible. One of the most popular creators of that genre, simply called What If, imagines an astronaut named Chase landing on all the different planets of the solar system. Naturally, Chase dies horrifically in every scenario. As I’m watching this series, I’ve always thought about how funny it would be to make a story based on that morbid premise. Today, my dreams have come true with Mickey 17, a new film directed by Parasite’s Bong Joon-Ho.
Based on Mickey7, a novel written by Edward Ashton, Mickey 17 imagines an interplanetary expedition to the far-flung icy world of Niflheim. Though the technology is controversial, each expedition is allowed a single Expendable, a crew member whose identity was uploaded into, quite literally, a brick so they can be reprinted over and over again. The Niflheim expedition’s Expendable, Mickey Barnes (played by Robert Pattinson) is already on his 17th life by the time the movie opens.
Bioshock/Fallout: The Movie
True to the director’s style, Mickey 17 blends dark humor with a timely topic. Though the premise resides firmly in the realm of science fiction, the expedition is anything but. It’s headed by failed politician Kenneth Marshall (Mark Ruffalo), a smarmy egotist with eugenicist ambitions for a future colony on Niflheim, and his wife Ylfa (Toni Collette), a manipulative player obsessed with turning extraordinary ingredients into sauces.
“Eugenicist ambitions” should give you a clue of who Marshall is meant to emulate in real life. Even his so-called government brandishes an icon reminiscent of a certain taboo symbol used in the 1940s and, to an extent, today. Despite the clear analogy, Mickey 17 does not turn preachy. Instead, it fully leans into how absurd the idea is.
Ruffalo’s performance commands by giving in to how stupid and bumbling the fascistic leader is. With his perfectly engineered teeth and a face you just want to punch, Marshall is essentially more of a narcissistic talk show host than a politician. Collette’s Ylfa emerges as the brains of the duo but falls prey to her own absurdities. She turns everything, including living life, into sauces for food.
If you’ve ever played Bioshock and Fallout, you will find this brand of absurdist totalitarianism familiar. Personally, it’s one I prefer over films that preach. It’s not impossible to teach about the world’s injustices in a language that everyone can understand — humor.
Mickey after Mickey after Mickey
Now, the main premise itself — that is, cloning an individual to undertake perilous tasks — is fascinating. In contrast to Marshall’s absurdity, Mickey’s plight is surprisingly treated with more reverence.
You should still find a lot of humor with Mickey. After all, his situation is just as absurd as Marshall’s. But, if you were expecting a mishmash of Groundhog-Day-esque deaths, you will find Mickey 17 lacking. The film wants to show that Mickey — each Mickey — is his own person.
This is made all the more apparent when Mickey 17, the titular character, survives a normally fatal scenario and meets Mickey 18, his successor. Now, the one rule of Expendables is that two iterations of the same person should not exist at the same time.
With this meeting, Mickey 17 introduces an inciting incident that moves the entire plot forward. In doing so, the film poses questions that a curious mind will likely deviate to: What happens if a lover has two clones of their partner? What happens if one clone has a completely different personality from the other?
The film is only loosely related to the Groundhog Day genre of films, but it’s one of the more thoughtful experiments of its contemporaries, despite being more subdued. It’s a premise that’s worth the price of admission.
Everything falls into place
Despite the character whose name is on the title, Mickey 17 is only one part of this film with multiple branches. You also have the reason why Mickey became an Expendable, his abusive best friend Timo (Steven Yeun), Marshall’s megalomania, and the native inhabitants of Niflheim.
Because the film is fun to experience on its own, I won’t go into every detail here. Needless to say, Mickey 17’s world is dense. Each diverging plot introduces something substantial about this world.
Admittedly, there are times when I wish the film dwelt a little bit longer on certain plots. There is a minute sense of whiplash from following all sorts of plots in one film. However, the film does tie everything together leading into the climax and denouement, albeit a few, especially one major plot, gets relegated to a footnote in the end.
Mickey 17 isn’t as strong as Parasite. But it once again shows Bong Joon-Ho’s chops in directing a genre film that touches on contemporary topics. Plus, the story is good to boot.
Entertainment
Max vs 100 will feature Max Verstappen race against 100 go-karters
The live event will stream at midnight on September 17.
As a child, one of my favorite thought experiments is to imagine who would win in a fight between my favorite characters at the time and a number of other random beings. For example, will Superman prevail against 100 Magnetos? Those are the ways I kept my young mind occupied. Now, as a former child, I still do the same thing but with more realistic people, like imagining if Steph Curry can win against 100 high schoolers. This week, ESPN and Disney+ are making one of those imaginary fights real: Formula 1 legend Max Verstappen versus 100 go-karters.
In an upcoming live event streaming exclusively on Disney+, Max vs 100 will pit the four-time world champion against 100 go-karters from everywhere in pop culture. This gaggle of 100 will include popular content creators such as Twitch streamer ExtraEmily, car photographer Larry Chen, and NBA shooting coach Chris Matthews.
All 101 drivers will race around one of the most iconic tracks in Formula 1 history, Silverstone in England. The track will be reconfigured to match the special race.
Of course, this is more than just a parade of go-karts. Max Verstappen will start at the back of the grid, meaning he has to overtake all 100 racers to win. Now, the Dutch driver is no stranger to winning from the back. In 2024, he won the Sao Paulo Grand Prix despite starting from P17 (out of 20 racers). Max vs 100, though familiar for the driver, presents a different challenge. Can he overtake 100 times to win the race?
Max vs 100 will stream live through Disney+ on September 17, 12:00am PHT.
Entertainment
PH to celebrate 1st ever National Cinema Day; movies start at less than $2
Watch a movie on September 12 for a fraction of the cost
The Philippines will be celebrating its first ever National Cinema Day on September 12. On this day, movie tickets will go for as low as PhP 100 (US$ 1.60) at regular 2D cinemas.
The campaign aims to make moviegoing more accessible to audiences. This includes families, friends, students, and cinephiles in general.
Such initiative has been a staple in other countries, like the United States, United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, Australia, New Zealand, and more. The same concept applies, with movie tickets going on sale for a lot less.
What’s great about the celebration is that all movies scheduled for exhibition on September 12, whether local or international, shall get the special admission price.
Advanced tickets sales have already begun. Customers can purchase through participating box offices, official websites, mobile apps, and authorized platforms.
Tickets will be sold on a first-come, first-served basis and remain subject to theater capacity. Prices vary for other viewing formats like Director’s Club or IMAX, for instance.
The campaign is organized by the Cinema Exhibitors Association of the Philippines (CEAP), along with industry and government partners.
The initiative is supported by the Film Academy of the Philippines (FAP), Film Development Council of the Philippines (FDCP), Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB), and the Metro Manila Film Festival through the MMDA.
Participating cinemas include Ayala Malls Cinemas, SM Cinemas, Robinsons Movieworld, CityMall Cinema, Megaworld Cinemas, and more.
It’s easy to mistake The Dog Stars for a canine-centric survival tale if you aren’t familiar with the source material.
Peter Heller’s 2012 novel uses the title as a double meaning — referencing both the star Sirius within the Canis Major constellation (hence, “the Dog Star”) and the very real bond between a man and his dog.
In Ridley Scott’s cinematic adaptation, the premise delivers a grounded, post-pandemic world devastated by a global flu. The narrative is driven by a mysterious radio transmission intercepted by Jacob Elordi’s Hig, a quiet pilot pushed by grief and an irrepressible human curiosity to see what’s left of the world beyond his refuge.
With a stacked cast, a legendary director, and rich thematic material, general moviegoers and book fans alike have plenty of reason to expect a post-apocalyptic thriller.
Sadly, as an adaptation, The Dog Stars underwhelms. What promises to be an edge-of-your-seat survival ride settles into a surprisingly dull story that lacks the punch of a post-apocalyptic thriller.
It isn’t a bad film, but it struggles to balance its atmospheric build-up with a rushed, squandered third act.
⚠️ Warning: Some spoilers ahead! ⚠️
Ridley Scott’s signature touch
For what it’s worth, Scott doesn’t take long to make his visual presence felt. The director fills the screen with sweeping tracking shots of Hig’s Cessna plane gliding over vast mountain ranges.
This is juxtaposed with melancholic, muted sequences of his daily survival routine with Josh Brolin’s Bangley.
There is a sense of desolation; unaddressed grief for Hig’s late wife and the sheer fatigue of scavenging alongside his loyal Belgian Malinois, Jasper.
The quiet routine switches gears dramatically during action sequences. Scott brings dynamic flair to the screen. Notably, when Bangley holds off a horde of Reapers, the cinematography turns into a video game-esque, FPS-style night-vision POV shot.
Ditto with the high-stakes chase at Margaret Qualley’s Cima’s place, and during the final act in the trap that is Grand Junction.
Brolin and Pearce anchor the wasteland
What’s problematic here is that the lead supports, Josh Brolin and Guy Pearce, give the film its most grounded and reliable energy.
Fresh off playing a father searching for answers in Weapons, Brolin again slips effortless into his role of Bangley.
This badass survivalist with ex-Marine credentials complement Hig with a contrasting manner, making defending their abandoned airstrip look routine.
The initial friction between Hig and Bangley also drives the film’s early momentum. Bangley is perfectly content just chilling at the airstrip, while Hig is consumed by a curiosity to see what’s left on the other side of the horizon given the tools he has.
Bangley eventually concedes to Hig’s urge to chase the radio signal, but gets an earned “I told you so” moment near the end. This is fittingly a chef’s kiss to his character’s consistent demeanor.
Yet you don’t mistake Bangley’s isolation for passivity as well. He is practically itching for a reason to unleash a barnyard full of weapons (pun not intended) he’s been hoarding. It’s as if treating the invading Reapers like the ultimate survival battle he’s eagerly been waiting for in the post-pandemic world.
Complementing this heavy-duty presence is Guy Pearce’s Pops. His fiercely overprotective father persona to Cima steals the spotlight given how everyone is cherishing what’s (or who’s) left.
There are sharp one-liners aimed at keeping Hig at arm’s length, as he’s understandably paranoid after surviving the apocalypse.
Together, these are two highly enjoyable flavors of post-apocalyptic fatherhood. Eventually, Bangley warms up as the entire protagonist group relocates to integrate with the Mennonites in the end.
Pacing turbulence, squandered climax
The film’s momentum begins to stall in the second half. Once Hig crash-lands and meets Cima nad Pops, the narrative slows down considerably.
Sure, it’s a way to establish the emotional foundation and romantic spark between the couple for audiences unfamiliar with Heller’s novel. Perhaps, an attempt to balance the quiet character work with the surrounding chaos.
However, the scales still tip heavily toward sluggish pacing, with the film losing much of the earned tension. This turns what should have been a tense journey into a noticeably dull movie experience.
Quite ironically, this is where Elordi and Qualley’s acting shines the most. It doesn’t help that there is an exposition-heavy writing as you just wait for a climactic finale to unfold, yet it never quite materializes.
By the time the story finally moves to Grand Junction, what should have been a defining act feels like a rushed afterthought.
Given the creative independence, Grand Junction could have been executed like a harrowing, inescapable maze. More frustratingly, the film completely drops the ball on its most disturbing revelation.
When the group stumbles upon roomfuls of discarded passports and piles of dead bodies, it should have been a heart-stopping, horror-thriller pivot. It’s the ultimate “we are completely fucked” moment, exposing the radio signal as a trap rather than a beacon of hope.
Had the film leaned into this nightmare, it would have rolled out the red carpet for Scott to flash his brilliance even further, recalling the tight, claustrophobic dread he mastered in Alien.
Instead, the movie glances past it in a split second. The protagonists overpower the opposition far too easily, robbing the climax of any real danger or lingering tension.
Should you watch it?
Undeniably, The Dog Stars movie succeeds in grounding itself on the human side of post-pandemic survival.
This isn’t a high-octane, “suspend-your-disbelief” blockbuster stuffed with outrageous sci-fi gimmicks; it is a thoroughly logical, realistic look at how real people would handle isolation, grief, and the instinct to rebuild community after everything crumbles.
The film’s core ideas are sound, and its emotional logic is intact. Still, it simply lacks the sharp execution and narrative punch needed to elevate it into a masterpiece.
On our Watch Scale, it falls under Wait on streaming. There’s plenty of technical flair and solid performances from grizzled veterans, but the rushed finale and missed horror-thriller pivot leaves you wishing Scott had been allowed to unleash the full extent of his cinematic powers.
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