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Quite incoherent and underwhelming for a grand finale
The thing about film franchise finales is that they can either become a film series’ climactic finish or just another plain entry.
As with The Conjuring universe’s final entry (of phase one — they’re going to make more movies, apparently), Last Rites, the film leaned towards the latter.
It wasn’t a total letdown. Arguably, there were gripping scenes, particularly throughout the final act.
But still, it lacked the punch expected of a grand finale, given how it has been marketed (remember, it even had the slogan “Prepare for the end” all over its promotional materials).
Some spoilers ahead! 
A potent central conflict was there but…
The supernatural case The Conjuring: Last Rites focused on the real-life alleged haunting of the Smurl family.
For a brief background, the Smurls complained of unnatural disturbances. These included noises, temperature drops, their daughters being pushed by this entity down a flight of stairs, and even more disturbing claims.
Some of these were seen throughout the film, albeit with some tweaks. Janet Smurl was the one thrown off the stairs. Their pet dog was also thrown off a wall while their daughter Dawn vomited blood.
In another scene, Heather was about to blow out her birthday cake candles but “someone” else pre-emptied it. Jack Smurl was also lifted off of his bed in another scene.
In real life, the Smurls claimed these occurrences happened for years and years. Then they finally sought the help of the Warrens in 1986.
The callbacks were nice, but the film could have easily built upon such central conflict, given how intense this demon causing such disturbances sounded. In a vacuum, these were all spine-tingling in the movie.
And as portrayed, the demon easily burned a crucifix and mind-controlled Father Gordon into committing suicide. Pardon the use of MCU terms, but this entity was easily an Avengers-level threat.
However, instead of a chilling story and flowed from start to finish, we kind of got a mediocre finale to a film series that has spanned 12 years.
Execution was lackluster
What was clear throughout the film is that the lack of execution was evident. Even if this was based on a true story, the filmmakers still had the room to alter parts here and there. Infusing more elements or go with a certain direction could have made the entire story more cinematic.
As with previous films, Last Rites used a conduit object to present the demon, in the form of an antique mirror with carved figures. This was shown right from the get-go, when a pregnant Lorraine Warren in the 1960s had to investigate it.
This mirror would find its way back into the Warrens’ lives several years later when it was revealed to have been in the Smurls’ home.
Lorraine would reveal later during the film’s final phase that the demon using the mirror was also controlling three more spirits.
I would have personally loved for a backstory for these three characters, even if it was just brief. The scary farmer, in particular, was reduced to just a cameo, chasing Lorraine at the basement of the Smurls’ residence.
As it was mentioned that there was an affair, perhaps having these spirits call for help by manifesting themselves throughout the film would have added another layer to the central conflict.
Questionable pacing, unnecessary runtime
Given the poor execution, we got a pacing that was clearly off throughout a film that was two hours and 15 minutes long.
We got a bunch of random jump scares instead, from the toy doll at the Smurls’ home to another during the scene when Tony Spera, Judy Warren’s would be husband, was driving.
I would have loved to have seen more desperation from the Smurls from the get-go — that they had sought for help with more sense of urgency.
As scary as they were, the disturbances felt randomly presented. They didn’t pack a punch. Again, that’s given how intense this demon actually was.
Too much human aspect?
Interspersed throughout were the more human aspects of the Warrens. It was established that the Warrens didn’t want to take any more cases as they were focused on retirement.
There was Ed Warren’s birthday celebration, along with the introduction of ex-policeman Tony Spera as Judy’s future fiancé.
These scenes showed Ed and Lorraine simply as supportive parents, instead of demonologists. There were also the couple’s tour, giving out lectures to schools.
However, these did contribute to a longer runtime. Such parts were also conversation-heavy, and arguably, could have been reduced or condensed to give way for the central conflict.
To be fair, we did get a vibe that the demon was not going to stop at any cost in letting the Warrens live their peaceful post-paranormal investigation lives, given the eventual marriage of their daughter Judy.
It just should have been presented more convincingly that this was what the demon was really after, and not just wreaking havoc inside the Smurls’ West Pittston, Pennsylvania home.
Or perhaps, Vera Farmiga’s Lorraine, given her clairvoyance, could have warned the newly-engaged couple of the danger that is about to come. That’s since the demon wouldn’t let them enjoy a happy ending.
Defying the ‘last rites’
In reality, it’s quite clear that the Warrens kept their daughter Judy away from their professional endeavors. Perhaps, it’s this premise that the filmmakers tried to be faithful to.
That’s because throughout the movie, you could only see a Judy that was constantly scared of the unknown. She kept chanting the locket-in-the-pocket lullaby to avoid seeing things.
Even the fictional Lorraine would tell her daughter she would never be ready for what her parents have been doing for decades.
Make no mistake, there were parts of the movie wherein Judy was insistent and showed the will to help her parents.
If there was just room for more creativity, it would have made sense for a scene involving Judy head-on against the demon.
The fact that Judy was supposed to be stillborn yet managed to survived implied she had some sort of powers, or that she was chosen. Besides, it was the movie’s title to begin with.
More buildup perhaps
Or, it should have been shown in greater volume that the demon was constantly going after Judy. That’s to get even with the Warrens but for Judy, it was to defy the “last rites”.
This would have presented some sort of dilemma as well and giving the Warrens the predicament to balance investigating what’s going on with the Smurls with trying to protect their only child.
Also mentioned was Ed’s heart attack risk. The demon did target this vulnerability too through a possessed Judy briefly.
To the final act’s credit, it was obvious that Judy still was the weakest link, and the demon pounced on this. That checks out with the paranormal logic established in the film series universe and even in reality.
Eventually, all three Warrens beat the demonic mirror together, with Lorraine telling Judy to stop running away from the situation.
It’s not that there wasn’t a buildup as we saw problems from the Warrens’ dinner to Judy trying out a wedding dress at the boutique.
But Lorraine kept being vague about “something wrong/isn’t right” when we knew the mirror found a way back into their lives. I find it hard to believe she didn’t know beforehand that it has always been about the demon going after Judy.
More of a tribute
It’s pretty obvious that the end was a symbolic passing of the torch to Judy. And in real life, she did put up her own paranormal agency together with Tony.
So was Ed tossing the keys to Tony during one of the final scenes in the artifact room.
You can understand that the film was also a tribute in a way. Hence, there was the iconic Annabelle doll, though it arguably was a useless cameo.
Naturally, the wedding scene also paved the way for some of previous characters to appear in celebration of the entire film series.
Quite incoherent for a finale
But ultimately, as a standalone film, The Conjuring: Last Rites was incoherent. As I’ve kept mentioning throughout this article, it lacked what we expected for a grand finale.
That’s given everything already established in The Conjuring universe with respect to paranormal logic.
Should you watch it? Just to pull up our glorious managing editor’s Watch Scale again:
- Watch ASAP
- Watch at your convenience
- Wait for crowd/ hype to trickle down
- Wait on streaming
- Skip
The Conjuring: Last Rites is between the second and third bullet points. It wasn’t totally boring but also underwhelmed for what is supposedly a slam-banging finale.
Make no mistake, the scare factor was constantly there. You know, if you’re specifically looking for an ample dose of fright with companions inside a theater.
I’m starting to think that cosmic horror is near-impossible to adapt to the big screen. Often, the point of this subgenre of horror is to showcase the unfathomable, a horror so unknowable that it’s impossible to describe. Now, for a medium that thrives on “show, don’t tell,” a full-length movie doesn’t seem like the best format for this type of horror. I’ve seen so many cosmic horror films, and a majority of them fail to land the satisfaction of a more traditional horror film.
Iron Lung, directed by and starring Markiplier, takes a stab at this elusively complex genre.
After the sudden disappearance of stars and planets in the universe, a lone space station explores a nearby moon to search for a way to save humanity. The catch is that the entire moon is covered in an ocean of blood. A convict, played by Markiplier, is tasked with exploring the moon in a one-man submersible, in exchange for his freedom.
Naturally, an ocean of blood isn’t the best place to be. The moon’s ocean hides mysteries and monsters beneath all the gore.
On the impossibility of cosmic horror
Though a movie is all about showing and not telling, Iron Lung navigates through these intricacies by not showing anything.
Because everything is just blood outside, the submarine needs a special camera that takes only grainy photos directly in front of the submersible. There’s always a sense of claustrophobic dread. What’s outside the submarine? What were those sounds? Did the camera really take a photo of something alive?
The film’s premise alone is a perfect source of horror. This is where cosmic horror thrives: on the questions, on the tiny sneak peeks of a monster lurking around the corner.
But, then again, this is also where the subgenre can paint itself into a corner. Eventually, audiences ask for more. They need to see and know the beast for real. Think Cloverfield, when the massive alien finally shows its face, or The Nun with… well, The Nun.
It’s an unwritten rule in horror films that the monster must make an appearance. It becomes a paradox for cosmic horror because the beast must also be unknowable.
When the beast finally shows up in Iron Lung, the audience never learns an understandable reason why it’s stalking the submarine. It’s not hungry, it doesn’t want revenge, and it doesn’t want to take over the world. It just is.
Is that a satisfying enough conclusion? If you’re a fan of cosmic horror, then it’s par for the course. However, if you’re more used to the more traditional horror film, it might leave you wanting more.
On madness
A mysterious monster isn’t the only thing that cosmic horror is known for. It’s also about madness and how the protagonist goes insane after seeing the unknown.
It’s apropos, then, that the convict starts hallucinating right after seeing a glimpse of the ocean’s beast. He starts to lose track of what’s real and what’s not.
In other movies, madness is an effective tool in subverting expectations and amplifying the horror. For example, in The Lighthouse, Winslow, the protagonist, also loses his sanity and questions reality. The film is all about this descent into madness and the questionable actions as a result from it. In Shutter Island, madness is a punchline, a plot twist that invites the audience to revisit the entire film and question their own perception.
Iron Lung, however, is neither a complete descent nor a plot twist. Rather, it’s a clear third act stemming from the convict’s encounter with the monster.
Since it’s clearly delineated in the third act, it’s hard to empathize with the convict’s plight. There’s a sense of vertigo moving from a creature feature into, in the convict’s own words, “alien shit” where you’re not sure of what’s real. Likewise, it’s not a plot twist either. You don’t reevaluate whether the entire movie was a hallucination.
Madness is understandably a major plot point of the original game that the movie is based on. However, its translation into film isn’t the smoothest. It’s both too short and too long.
But is it a good film?
Despite its struggle with the format, Iron Lung is still a spirited attempt at a one-room horror film. Markiplier melds into his role and doesn’t just showcase his on-screen YouTube personality.
The premise is, at once, frightening. It’s eerie and creepy. There is always a pervasive need to figure out what comes next. That’s pretty much what you want from a movie anyway. Yes, the ending might be polarizing, especially to those more used to the usual horror film, but the journey is still worth the price of admission.
And, at the very least, the film got me interested in watching Mark’s original playthroughs.
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Netflix does the unthinkable: Mayweather-Pacquiao II set for September
Streaming globally on the app
Netflix has done the seemingly impossible: a Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao mega fight rematch is set for September 19. It will stream globally on Netflix with no additional cost for standard subscribers.
The historic bout will be the first-ever boxing match to be held at The Sphere, the 20,000-seater modern indoor venue in Las Vegas known for its immersive, 16K wraparound LED display.
Arguably two of the greatest icons in boxing history, Floyd “Money” Mayweather (50-0, 27 KOs) and Manny “Pac-Man” Pacquiao (62-8-3, 39 KOs), will square off in an official, professional rematch.
The development comes on the heels of Mayweather announcing coming out of retirement an almost decade-long hiatus.
Meanwhile, it will be Pacquiao’s first professional fight since July 2025 when he and Mario Barrios fought to a majority draw. At the time, he also came out of a four-year retirement.
During the span, both fighters have been active in exhibition boxing matches. Notably, Mayweather fought against Tenshin Nasukawa and Logan Paul, whose brother Jake popularized novelty exhibition boxing matches. Pacquiao, for his part, fought against DK Yoo and Rukiya Anpo.
Interestingly, both Mayweather and Pacquiao
The upcoming rematch follows the two protagonists’ 2015 “Fight of the Century” wherein Mayweather outpointed Pacquiao via a unanimous decision.
A rematch had been sought for so long, especially with both fighters having encounters with each other numerous times.
Full details regarding undercard and ticket availability will be announced in the coming weeks.
Netflix taking over sports broadcasts
The Mayweather-Pacquiao rematch comes just a few days after Netflix announced a Ronda Rousey-Gina Carano MMA super fight.
This match is a collaboration between the streaming giant and MVP promotions, which is co-founded by Jake Paul and Nakisa Bidarian.
On the other hand, the upcoming boxing slate in September is primarily more of a broadcast for Netflix.
The platform has actively been getting into broadcasting premier sporting events, including the Canelo Alvarez-Terence Crawford fight last year.
Unlike pay-per-views (PPV), Netflix does not require extra payment for viewers to be able to watch such sporting events. A standard subscription to their platform is already enough.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion is getting another anime series
Nier’s Yoko Taro is helming the project.
For an anime franchise that surely belongs in greatest-of-all-time lists, Neon Genesis Evangelion seems to thrive on controversy. From the polarizing ending of the original series to the controversial introduction of Mari Makinami in the Rebuild trilogy, there’s a lot to talk about between Evangelion fans. Now, the series has something new coming. Neon Genesis Evangelion is getting yet another series.
Most recently, the Rebuild of Evangelion completed its arc of rebooting the entire franchise with a more conclusive ending. It was a near conclusion, especially for those who grew dissatisfied with the previous attempts’ endings. Now, an upcoming series might take the franchise to new grounds.
To celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary, Neon Genesis Evangelion is getting a new series helmed by Nier’s Yoko Taro, which you might also know as the guy who wears a creepy moon on his head. Kazuya Tsurumaki, who directed the Rebuild films, will return to direct some episodes. Series creator Hideaki Anno is, unfortunately, not writing this story.
Right now, no one knows what story the series will tell. The franchise is notorious for retelling the same story over and over but with different endings. It’s unclear whether the upcoming series will do the same, tell an entirely new story, or pick up where the series left off.
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