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Google Pixel 2 Review: 3 months later

Did Google do enough?

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The Pixel 2 is all about refinement, refinement, refinement.

Having used the original Pixel on and off for a year, transitioning to the Pixel 2 felt seamless. It’s practically the same phone with — you know it — much-needed improvements.

You could read my review of the first Pixel, see what my complaints were, and realize that the successor nearly remedied them all: The bezels are put to better use with front-facing stereo speakers, waterproofing is rightfully in place, and the price isn’t as tough to swallow this time (despite being exactly the same as last year’s — blame the competition).

In addition, the already-fantastic camera was made even better without the need for an additional lens, and Google Assistant integration has been made more accessible thanks to Active Edge, which is the same squeezing gesture found on the HTC U11.

That pretty much summarizes the essence of the Pixel 2. It still embodies Google’s software-over-hardware mantra, which explains why the audio port was excluded in favor of internal optimization and greater AI integration.

But is the Pixel 2 simply version 1.5, or does it deserve to be a successor to the original? There are multiple ways to answer that.

Disclaimer: I won’t be touching the Pixel 2 XL and its myriad of issues. All focus will be on my pure experience with the bezel-loving (and much tinier) Pixel 2.

Let’s talk about that… design

I made the original Pixel my daily driver before beginning this review, just to remind myself how plain it is compared to recently released premium handsets. I must say, migrating to the Pixel 2 didn’t feel like much of an upgrade.

In fact, the edgier design isn’t nearly as easy to hold as the Pixel’s. Google made the correct decision this time to roughen up the metal back and surround the fingerprint with this material. The reduced glass area is still a smudge magnet, but it’s now part of a signature look, and signal strength does seem stronger on this handset than on other phones.

Our initial hands-on video covered the basics, from the 5-inch 1080p display to the three color options: Just Black, Clearly White, and Kinda Blue.

Even with the inclusion of front-firing dual speakers, it’s easy to fault the Pixel 2 for having such thick bezels. But after using some of the most border-free devices in the market, going back to this old-school design feels refreshing; no longer do I have to stretch to reach the top or bottom of the display, and the stereo speakers are the loudest I’ve ever experienced on a phone in recent memory.

Being an AMOLED panel, the screen’s colors are rich and nicely saturated, but not as overbearing as those found on Samsung’s phones. If you’re underwhelmed by the overall tone, you may choose between “boosted” and “saturated” for stronger colors, although I personally left it on normal to get a better feel for my photos.

As long as you don’t mind an aesthetic from yesteryear, there’s nothing wrong with the basic design of the Pixel 2 — except for the loss of the audio port, of course. Google bundles a USB-C to 3.5mm adapter in the box, but this is something you’d have to take with you wherever you go for wired connections. I can’t count how many times I’ve accidentally left this at home and ended up using the loudspeakers instead.

Performance as pure as the interface

This being a Google phone from start to finish, it has the purest and latest version of Android, which is currently 8.1 Oreo. That’s great for several reasons: There’s no absurd interface or features to get in the way of your usage, software updates come quicker than on other phones, and the latest security patches ensure you won’t be as easily affected by newly discovered vulnerabilities and hacks.

On top of that, we have the typical hardware you’d find on a flagship smartphone launched in 2017: a high-end Snapdragon 835 processor, 4GB of memory, at least 64GB of storage, and IP67-rated water and dust resistance. The only weak spot is the rather small 2700mAh battery, but that’s something Google managed to work around.

To my surprise, the battery life has been quite excellent in the weeks I’ve been using this handset. Even with the ambient display feature turned on — which lights up only the needed pixels when a notification comes in — I could easily get over five hours of screen-on time over the course of a day. Phones with larger batteries (albeit with larger screens, as well) perform just as well, if not slightly worse. We can credit this to Google optimizing the software for the given chipset.

As for day-to-day performance, it has been a mixed bag. When my Pixel 2 is feeling good, I can only think of a few Android phones that can keep up — the world-beating OnePlus 5T and Xiaomi Mi Mix 2, off the top of my head. Unfortunately, I’ve experienced numerous app crashes, hang-ups, and unresponsiveness after updating to Android 8.1 Oreo. It’s natural to have incompatibilities and bugs on new software, but it’s more difficult to accept when the operating system’s owner and phone’s designer are one and the same.

It’s all about the cameras

Let’s be real: You buy a Pixel for its cameras. The Pixel 2 continues the series’ tradition of offering the highest-rated shooters of its generation. Again, there’s no need for an additional lens or special setup; single image sensors on both sides are more than enough to produce some of the best pictures we’ve ever seen out of a smartphone.

We already took the Pixel 2 around the world and pit it against three other flagship handsets, and there’s no doubt it excels in nearly every aspect, including portraits, selfies, low-light, and even videos. I personally can’t get enough of the overall image quality, and have made it my primary camera for travel and events.

The portraits below are all with Google’s Portrait mode turned on. This creates an artificial background to provide extra depth behind the subject, making the person stand out more. While I normally stay away from such modes, preferring my photos to look as natural as possible, I appreciated the feature through time and turned it on for every portrait.

As you can probably tell, the Pixel 2’s artificial intelligence has a difficult time figuring out where hair strands end. That doesn’t matter much for people with short hair, but anyone with longer, messy hair won’t get a clean cut from the background. Google claims that the AI gets smarter the more you use it, although I haven’t seen any difference since I began using the phone.

There’s also no way of adjusting the level of background blur, but the camera app saves two photos by default — one with Portrait mode on and the other without. While this consumes more space on your phone’s non-expandable storage, the unlimited cloud storage on Google Photos is never going to let you down and desert you.

Another Pixel specialty is low-light performance, no matter how tricky the lighting gets. This is something the original Pixel excelled at, too, with its use of HDR (high dynamic range) settings to improve contrast and bring out the best colors of any scene.

If you really must, you can double tap for a quick software-based zoon. Even though it isn’t lossless in quality like optical zoom, it’s quick and the photos are usable in case you really can’t move any closer to your subject, especially while shooting videos. Since everything happens within the app, the zooming transition is smooth and natural during recordings.

Finally, we have the front-facing camera. Google doesn’t promote their selfie shooters as much as OPPO or Vivo, but when you activate both Portrait mode and the face retouch feature, the Pixel 2 is surprisingly competitive. Again, the background blurring is hit or miss, so do some pixel peeping around the edges of your face and hair before choosing which shot to upload.

Is this your GadgetMatch?

For whatever new feature you get from the Pixel 2, you have to give up something in exchange. Want the stereo speakers and waterproofing? Lose the audio port and the idea of a borderless design. Want the best camera on any smartphone today? Expect some bugs and glitches along the way.

Our unit wasn’t spared of defects. While nowhere near as deal-breaking as the Pixel 2 XL’s issues, the unresponsive edges of the Pixel 2’s screen and beta-like inconsistencies of the interface left me wondering if I’m getting my money’s worth.

On the other hand, the Pixel 2 doesn’t cost that much for a flagship of today. At US$ 650, it’s at least US$ 200 cheaper than the majority of high-end handsets currently available; only the OnePlus 5T and Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 can be considered better deals for the feature set.

It’s funny how we thought US$ 650 was way too much for the Pixel of 2016. Back then, anything above US$ 600 felt like too much. Now, US$ 900 seems normal for a premium device, and the Pixel 2 is suddenly fairly priced.

Then again, this Pixel is in a peculiar position. The OnePlus 5T and Mi Mix 2 look a lot better without a doubt and cost less; the Mate 10 Pro, Galaxy Note 8, and iPhone X actually behave like top-shelf phones you’d show off to friends, if you can afford them.

Like its predecessor, the Pixel 2 is for Android purists who value camera quality and not much else. Call me old school, but I appreciate its simplicity after dealing with the hard-to-grip infinity displays and overly convoluted camera setups of every other 2017 flagship.

This is a throwback of a throwback, but don’t expect any nostalgia. The Pixel 2 is as basic as it gets at this level.

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Marvel’s Wolverine review: When the claws come out

A brutal, cinematic superhero adventure

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There’s a very specific thought that came to mind the moment I finished Marvel’s Wolverine.

“Damn, we finally have a pretty darn good Wolverine that’s not Hugh Jackman.”

I have nothing but respect for what Hugh Jackman has done with the character over the past two decades. His portrayal has shaped how a lot of people see Wolverine. But after all that time, it’s refreshing to see another actor take a proper swing at James Logan Howlett.

Liam McIntyre is fantastic here.

This isn’t exactly a live-action adaptation, but it’s about as close as you can get to having an actor perform Logan and Wolverine without putting a camera in front of him. And my god, does he perform.

McIntyre gives Logan a range of emotions that I wanted to see from the character. He isn’t just a dude acting all tough. He’s a man piecing together broken memories, balancing found-family relationships, and trying to be kind and helpful without ever becoming sappy.

For a story-driven action game like this, that’s important. Your lead can’t be insufferable when you’re going to spend more than 20 hours with him.

Thankfully, Logan is someone you can root for while he’s being a total badass.

That’s really what Marvel’s Wolverine is: a blockbuster you get to play.

A formula that works

Marvel's Wolverine

When I first started playing Marvel’s Wolverine, I wasn’t convinced it was particularly great.

It felt familiar. Formulaic, even.

But then, after a while, I couldn’t put the controller down. That changed my mind pretty quickly.

I’m a binge watcher. If a narrative is engaging, I’m hooked. This is why I gravitate toward story-driven games, especially the kind of games that have become the money-makers for PlayStation.

Marvel’s Wolverine scratches that exact itch.

The story pulled me forward. The characters kept me invested. The combat was fun. And the set pieces are absolutely bat-shit insane.

It’s a perfect blend of all of those things.

The 21-hour campaign didn’t feel like a 21-hour campaign. It felt like I was binging an interactive, movie-quality TV series with hour-long episodes. I kept telling myself I would stop after a chapter, only to find myself wanting to see what happens next.

There were nights when I stayed up longer than I normally would just to make sure I reached a natural break point.

That’s a pretty good sign.

The funny thing is that I could still see the formula while playing it.

There are story beats you can probably figure out ahead of time. If you’ve played Insomniac’s Marvel’s Spider-Man, you might even recognize some of the ways the studio likes to structure its stories. As someone who’s been exposed to plenty of superhero stories, there isn’t much here that I would call life-changing or groundbreaking.

But it doesn’t really need to be. The execution is what makes it work.

Insomniac understands how to make these games feel like movies that you play. It understands compelling storytelling, character work, proper pacing, and dynamic gameplay.

More importantly, it understands when to let you breathe.

Knowing when to slow down

Logan and Raven (Mystique) at a bar in Madripoor

The rhythm of Marvel’s Wolverine is one of its biggest strengths.

You’ll go through a quiet character moment. Then you explore a little. There’s some dialogue. The action picks up. A fight escalates. And suddenly you’re in one of the game’s massive set pieces.

Then it lets you breathe again.

That sounds simple because it is. But getting that rhythm right is harder than it looks.

There were moments when I thought a fight was going to go on forever. Then it would stop right when I started thinking that.

The game knows when you’ve had enough.

That matters because Wolverine’s combat can get pretty intense.

But because the combat sections are spaced out properly, I was almost always looking forward to the next group of enemies I could mow down.

The quiet moments are just as important. I absolutely loved them.

They give you a breather from the violence, but they also help steady you on where the story is going. The action, violence, character work, and jaw-dropping set pieces all serve each other.

It’s a balance Insomniac executed fantastically.

This is Wolverine as a combat fantasy

If there’s one thing I think Insomniac absolutely nailed, it’s the feeling of unleashing Wolverine in combat.

Playing as Spider-Man in Insomniac’s games gives you an especially strong connection to the character because his traversal is so unique. Swinging through New York is such a huge part of what makes you feel like Spider-Man.

Wolverine doesn’t quite have that.

He’s more ground-bound, and that means some of the experience feels closer to playing a traditional hack-and-slash character.

But when the fighting starts, it’s a different story.

I felt like a savage force of nature wailing on enemies.

Rage

The game gets the important parts of Logan’s physicality right. His aggression. His durability. His healing factor. His claws.

Even the Rage system makes sense.

I particularly love how Rage feeds into his healing factor. That gameplay loop feels like a fantastic implementation of his mutant abilities. You’re building Rage, using it to stay in the fight, and generally making Wolverine feel like the nearly unstoppable force he’s supposed to be.

I do wish Rage felt a little more feral, though.

Wolverine is still pretty much in control when Rage kicks in. You deal more damage, but I was hoping for something that made it feel like Logan was losing control a little bit.

Maybe that’s asking for too much. I’m no game developer.

But it would have been an interesting way to express what Rage means for Wolverine beyond simply making him stronger.

Getting better feels good

The combat has enough going on to support a campaign that stretches beyond 20 hours.

Techniques become instrumental in making you feel like you’re getting better at combat. Adaptations let you build Logan around how you actually play.

I’m not particularly good at dodging and parrying, so I leaned into a tankier build. I equipped Adaptations that helped me absorb hits and extended the parry window because parrying is an important combat mechanic.

And whenever I successfully pulled off a parry, I felt like a complete badass.

That’s a good feeling to have several hours into a game.

The combat loop itself can naturally become repetitive. You’re fighting enemies, building Rage, using Techniques, and mixing up your combos.

But I never really got tired of it.

The one exception was a wave-based challenge that asks you to fight through a ridiculous number of enemies. Getting to the highest rank takes around 45 waves, and I could already feel my hands hurting around Wave 30.

That’s the kind of challenge you need to prepare for. Take it on, then take a break.

Thankfully, that was the only part of the combat that felt genuinely tiring to me.

And yes, if you’re here for the blood and gore, you will not be disappointed.

I’m not even that big a fan of excessive violence, but it works here.

There’s a famous Wolverine line about being the best at what he does, even if what he does isn’t very nice. The violence in this game supports that idea to a tee.

Marvel’s Wolverine earns its M for Mature rating.

Logan’s story is more personal than it looks

Marvel's Wolverine

Wolverine being a superhero is the draw.

But underneath all the claws and mutant powers, this is really a story about a man trying to figure himself out.

It’s important to know going in that this is a pre-X-Men story. The game doesn’t immediately throw you into the familiar X-Men setup you might expect.

Instead, Logan is piecing together who he was, who he’s been, who he is, and ultimately who he wants to be.

It just happens to take place in a world where mutants exist.

I was never the biggest Wolverine fan. In fact, I hated how the live-action Fox movies treated him as the X-Man when the X-Men have always been an ensemble to me.

I say this as a Cyclops fan.

God bless Hugh Jackman and everything he has done for Wolverine, but his portrayal inevitably shaped the character’s place in popular culture.

Insomniac’s Logan feels a little different  — and maybe the fact that he’s canonically a “short king” here makes him seem more appropriate.

He’s a man trying to do right by the people around him while also trying to figure out how to do right by himself.

He’s broken. His memories are fragmented. He has people around him that he cares about. And underneath the rough exterior is someone who is simply trying his best to make sense of his present reality.

That made him surprisingly easy to root for.

Jean Grey is having a moment

Marvel's Wolverine

Best Jean Grey in modern media?

And then there’s Jean Grey.

I did not expect Jean to become one of my favorite parts of Marvel’s Wolverine.

But here we are.

I think a lot of people primarily know Jean through a few familiar ideas. The love triangle between Scott and Logan. The Phoenix. Getting overwhelmed by her powers.

The 1990s animated series had plenty of moments where Jean felt weak, while the live-action movies eventually speed-ran toward the Phoenix side of the character.

Marvel’s Wolverine gives her room to simply be Jean.

She’s headstrong. She can take care of herself and the people around her. She has her own motivations and a steadfast desire to protect her found family of mutants.

She can hold her own in a verbal spat just as easily as she can throw down with her mutant abilities.

She could just as easily have been marketed as the second lead of this game.

She’s fantastic.

Easily one of my favorite versions of Jean Grey.

And I think she’s about to get a lot more fans.

Between Sadie Sink’s Jean in Spider-Man: Brand New Day and this version from Insomniac, Jean Grey is suddenly having a moment.

I just don’t think we’ve gotten enough versions of Jean where she gets to be her own person.

Here, she is.

And she’s also incredibly charming.

A world that doesn’t need to be open

One thing I appreciate about Marvel’s Wolverine is that it doesn’t feel like Insomniac looked at its previous games and decided everything had to become bigger.

This isn’t an open-world game and that’s perfectly fine.

Not everything needs to be openworld.

The structure actually reminds me more of Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart than Marvel’s Spider-Man. You move through contained environments, but they don’t feel like one long tunnel.

The locations are distinct. There’s room to explore. There are things to find. And the optional activities are tied to gameplay mechanics, which makes them feel more useful than simple checklist items.

Madripoor was especially memorable to me.

Part of that is because it’s a Southeast Asian-adjacent location, and that’s where I’m from. I’d love to see a more fully explorable version of Madripoor someday.

The game’s global structure also reminded me a little of how Captain America: Civil War handled its different locations.

The game also has plenty of little X-Men winks that made me go, “I understood that reference.”

The Mission Replay screen also recreates that famous meme of Logan lying on his bed and staring at a framed photo. 


These touches never feel like they’re there just for the sake of checking a box. They add personality to the world and make it feel like Insomniac understands the character and the people who have grown up with him.

It makes the adventure feel bigger without forcing the game to become a massive open-world playground.

That’s the right choice for this particular story.

The blockbuster moments

The set pieces are where Marvel’s Wolverine really goes for it.

There are plenty of moments where you might just stop and think, “Woah.”

The action is high-octane. The spectacle is ridiculous. And there are sequences that genuinely made me want to shout at the screen.

The motorcycle sections are probably what I’ll remember most.

I sucked at them but they were fun as hell.

They should make the motorcycle sections playable separately.

That’s a pretty good description of a lot of the game’s biggest moments. They’re designed to make you feel like you’re inside a giant action movie, and they succeed.

What’s important is that the spectacle never felt disconnected from the rest of the game.

The quieter scenes prepare you for the big moments. The story gives them context. The combat gets you there.

Everything serves everything else.

And after 21 hours, I wasn’t thinking about which individual feature was the most innovative.

I was thinking about the experience as a whole.

A complete package

Another thing Insomniac gets right here is what happens after the credits.

Marvel’s Wolverine feels complete.

You can replay missions and go back for objectives you missed. There’s Photo Mode. There’s New Game Plus available right away. There’s optional content waiting for you.

You have plenty to do even after the credits roll.

That’s especially notable because the lack of New Game Plus and limited post-game content were among the major criticisms of Marvel’s Spider-Man 2. Wolverine addresses those concerns from day one.

Personally, I want to go back through the other missions before jumping into another full playthrough. And when I do replay the game, it won’t necessarily be because I want to discover some completely different combat experience.

I just want to experience the story again.

That’s something I tend to do with Insomniac’s games.

Not groundbreaking. Just really, really good.

Omega Red

If I had to point to the biggest weakness of Marvel’s Wolverine, it’s predictability.

Nothing here feels particularly groundbreaking or new.

The story doesn’t have a lot of twists that genuinely surprised me. There are plenty of story breadcrumbs that make it possible to figure out where certain things are heading.

But by the time I reached the end, I didn’t really care.

The execution was good enough that I was hooked regardless.

And the game leaves plenty of room for what Insomniac could potentially do next.

I can’t say much more without getting into spoiler territory.

Let’s just say I’m a thousand percent excited.

The one character I genuinely wish had gotten more to work with is Lady Deathstrike.

Her hatred for Logan makes sense within the story, but she felt too one-note to me. Her background suggested there could have been more there, and I don’t think the character quite got the material she deserved.

That’s about as far as my major complaints go.

Combat can be repetitive because combat is naturally going to be repetitive. The game isn’t reinventing the genre.

But nothing became egregious enough for me to point at and say, “This is a problem.”

That’s because Marvel’s Wolverine is remarkably consistent.

Wolverine knows what it wants to be

Marvel's Wolverine

Marvel’s Wolverine isn’t the game that will fundamentally change how we think about superhero games.

It doesn’t need to be.

It’s a pretty darn awesome action game that feels like a movie.

More importantly, it’s a game that understands the character it’s trying to portray.

When you’re watching Logan piece together his memories, trying to understand the people around him, or figuring out what kind of person he wants to be, the game gives you room to care about him.

When the claws come out, it lets you become a savage force of nature.

Then, when you’ve had enough, it gives you a quiet moment to breathe.

That’s the formula. It’s familiar. It’s predictable. And it works. Really, really well.

I started Marvel’s Wolverine thinking it was simply another polished PlayStation blockbuster.

By the time the credits rolled, I had spent 21 hours completely hooked.

I sat for about two hours afterward just taking the whole thing in and sorting through my thoughts.

Whew.

What an experience.

Marvel’s Wolverine reminded me why I keep coming back to story-driven action games in the first place. It doesn’t need to reinvent the formula. It just needs to execute it well enough that you forget you’re playing a game and get completely swept up in the experience.

That’s exactly what it did to me.

Marvel’s Wolverine isn’t groundbreaking. It doesn’t need to be. It’s just damn good at being the kind of game I want to play.

GadgetMatch verdict: Swipe Right.

Marvel’s Wolverine is one of the very best at what it does. And what it does is pretty astonishing.  It delivers a polished, cinematic, character-driven experience that makes it very easy to lose 20-plus hours to it.

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Setting your bedsheets ablaze with the Lovense Solace Pro

The closest proxy I could find where I’m guilty as sin

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For almost a decade, I’ve reviewed gadgets. I used to tell people some of them are easy to evaluate. Switch them on, test what they can do, decide if they’re worth your money.

A few years ago, I dabbled in the intersection of pleasure and technology. I hadn’t thought about testing another intimate device until the Lovense Solace Pro was offered to me during a trip to London.

Writing about it felt unexpectedly difficult. It’s a piece of technology built explicitly around intimacy, and I had just parted ways with someone I loved deeply.

It feels surreal to write about physical pleasure when your heart is somewhere else entirely. In between panic attacks, I found myself seeing visions, longing for trysts without ever touching his skin, indulging in fatal fantasies that gave way to labored breath.

No one warns you how grief blurs the line between wanting to be touched and refusing it entirely. I craved connection; I just couldn’t bring myself to ask for it from someone real.

In a moment of raw vulnerability, I reached out to the Lovense Solace Pro. It was the closest proxy I had to an experience I genuinely wanted with someone who was no longer there.

Guilty as Sin?

This wasn’t my first time testing technology built around intimacy. I still remember when placing a Bluetooth chip inside a sex toy felt like a novel concept.

Back then, app connectivity just meant adding remote controls to something that already worked on its own. Sex technology has grown considerably more sophisticated since, and Lovense has continually pushed that evolution forward.

The Solace Pro shows how far their ecosystem has extended beyond basic app controls. It combines connected devices, interactive patterns, content synchronization, and artificial intelligence.

The AI-powered thrusting stroker is designed for hands-free use and comes with a sturdy desk mount. Holding the 1.2kg device during a session tires your hands fast, which makes the mount a necessary addition, not a bonus.

The mount lets you adjust the angle up to 180 degrees. Hands-free works only when the alignment actually matches your body.

Mounting the toy to my office desk and adjusting my chair height worked well enough. But I no longer have the reckless enthusiasm of an eighteen-year-old who can indulge anywhere.

The bedroom remains my sacred space for intimacy.

One slip and falling back into the hedge maze

The standalone hardware gives you plenty of built-in controls to adjust stroke speed and intensity in small increments.

But opening the Lovense Remote app unlocks a much higher level of personalization. Pleasure is deeply subjective, so having room to experiment matters.

The app lets you explore various patterns and build your own sequences. It’s built to let you discover what suits your body, rather than forcing your body to adapt to the hardware.

The AI Sync feature stands out. It pairs the device’s movements with interactive content or livestreams through VibeMate, an AI browser that syncs using audio cues.

During a 36-minute session watching my favorite creator, Titus Low, the tracking stayed smooth and lag-free. The feature works just as well in practice as it sounds on a product page.

Beyond video sync, AI Play and Game Mode offer more interactive options. The real appeal isn’t replacing human intimacy.

It’s making solo routines feel less repetitive, giving your senses dynamic stimuli to respond to.

What if the way you hold me is actually what’s holy?

Lovense rates the Solace Pro at up to 300 strokes per minute. I couldn’t, as a matter of fact, count how many strokes there were when pleasure enveloped my whole body.

The soft TPE sleeve does a lot of the work here. It keeps the experience feeling supple, not rigid, despite the heavy hardware around it.

Ambient sound shapes the mood too. The device is rated at 63dB, about the volume of an ordinary conversation. The mechanical noise gets more noticeable at higher intensity.

I get distracted by the sound, so I turn up whatever I’m watching to compensate. Earbuds work even better if you want the sensation to lead, not the machine’s hum.

Battery life is respectable. Lovense rates it at 14 hours of use, 120 hours on standby. Two months in, I still haven’t drained it, and I haven’t charged it since.

You’re unlikely to use it continuously anywhere close to 14 hours, though. But keeping that in mind, that kind of battery life still means plenty of sessions between charges.

They don’t know how you’ve haunted me so stunningly

Like most devices from the brand, the Solace Pro supports partner syncing for long-distance play.

Releasing control of my pleasure to a partner sounds intoxicating in theory, yet having a feature designed for someone you love feels haunting when that person is no longer in your life.

The device became something to lean on through the grief, stepping in during moments when I longed for the touch of my former partner.

It highlighted the strange borderland between fantasy and reality, where you try to keep these longings locked inside a vault while your imagination does everything it can to break the door down.

In those quiet moments, the fantasy alone is enough to make my bedsheets feel ablaze. There are nights when I have screamed his name into the silence, feeling the longing building up like waves, crashing over my grave.

Beyond the emotional weight, the practical side of owning an intimate device is also emotionally taxing. It requires proper maintenance.

Keeping the toy clean and completely dry is simple ’cause you remove the inner sleeve, rinse it, and let it drip-dry. And the sleeve is easily replaceable, meaning, the entire unit remains useful over time.

Amidst all this grief and longing, who needs a boy when you can have a toy? At least this one isn’t going to make you cry while you’re 30,000 feet up in the sky.

Is the Lovense Solace Pro your GadgetMatch?

At US$399, the Lovense Solace Pro is a premium intimate device. The question, then, isn’t whether its connected technology justifies the price. It’s whether you actually want all that technology wrapped around the experience.

Swipe Right if you’re looking for a premium solo experience with smart features, hands-free control, and enough customization to keep things from feeling repetitive. Get it here.

If you’re looking for a simple stroker that you can pick up and get the job done, consider this a Swipe Left.

The Solace Pro makes sense for someone who wants to explore physical pleasure without asking themselves to be emotionally available to another person before they’re ready.

It gives you control over how you experience pleasure, whether that means letting the app dictate the rhythm, experimenting with different patterns, or simply finding your own pace.

Honestly, technology cannot replicate the feeling of being wanted by someone you love. It cannot replace their hands, their presence, or the connection that makes intimacy mean something. Instead, it gives you agency over your own experience.

The Solace Pro cannot replicate the person I want. It cannot make me forget him, either. What it can do is give me somewhere to put the longing when it gets too loud.

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Now Playing: Elden Ring Tarnished Edition

Is the Switch 2 port worth the price?

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How do you review one of the greatest games of all time?

Elden Ring is one of those games that needs no introduction. Launched in 2022, the difficult fantasy RPG rapidly skyrocketed into the year’s top spot. Then, it got even better with 2024’s Shadow of the Erdtree, a sizable DLC that packed in a new map with new challenges. Now, I’ve reviewed both and found them well worth the price of admission. So, what else is there to say?

Well, late last month, Elden Ring launched its much-awaited port for the Switch 2 through a Tarnished Edition, a bundle that conveniently pairs the base game with the DLC in one package. In an instant, there are now two new things to talk about: How well does the game perform on a Switch 2? What does the Tarnished Edition add?

Is Elden Ring worth getting for the Switch 2?

Compared to the original Switch, the second Switch features a way better processor. Games aren’t locked to the limitations of yesteryear: 720p resolution, 30fps. However, the Switch 2 still isn’t the best console for chasing performance. Personally, I’ve been using it almost exclusively for first-party Nintendo games and older (and smaller) titles.

That said, Nintendo has grandiose dreams for its latest console. Starting with Cyberpunk 2077, the console wants to be a home for modern games, too, and Elden Ring is the perfect candidate for that.

Naturally, a Switch 2 port can fill fans with consternation especially after they’ve experienced the legendary game on more powerful consoles. Is the Switch 2 a good match?

Yes, if you don’t mind playing at 30fps. Unfortunately, Elden Ring is locked to only 30fps on the console. Though a good chunk of the population is clearly fine with the framerate, it’s a bit of a struggle for me especially in handheld mode.

Maybe it’s my aging eyes, but having a game so close to my face but locked at 30fps doesn’t make for a good time. I got dizzy pretty quickly. It also didn’t help that the handheld mode had several stutters.

As with other games on the platform, docked mode had significant improvements. Sure, it’s still locked at 30fps, but a consistent framerate is much better than a stuttering one. Despite the downgrade, the Switch 2 can handle the game well.

Is the Tarnished Edition worth getting?

Most FromSoftware games will get a complete edition eventually. All of the Dark Souls titles got one, and Elden Ring is no exception.

The biggest difference here is that the Tarnished Edition is technically exclusive to the Switch 2. It’s the only package available for the console. It includes the base game, the expansion pack, two new starting classes, new skins for Torrent, and new armors. It’s the most comprehensive way to play the entirety of Elden Ring, excepting Nightreign.

If you’re on another platform, the Tarnished Edition updates — the new classes, skins, and armors — are available only through a Tarnished Pack purchased separately. Is it worth the price?

The most exciting part of the update is the addition of two new classes: Heavy Knight and Idus Knight. For me, I prefer the Heavy Knight, a hardy class focused on heavy armor, endurance, and strength. It’s a very straightforward class for those who prefer direct damage. Idus Knight, on the other hand, focuses on dexterity and faith, if you prefer playing with quicker attacks and miracles.

The rest, in my opinion, is just cherry on top. The new armor and customization options are nice to have, but I don’t have a strong feeling that it’s worth the price of an extra DLC.

Is Elden Ring Tarnished Edition your PlayMatch?

As I said, it’s hard to review the special edition or a port of a universally acclaimed game. Focusing on the minutiae of performance and slight upgrades doesn’t feel like it does Elden Ring justice. The game earned 2022’s Game of the Year for a reason.

That said, I can’t recommend Elden Ring and Shadow of the Erdtree enough. If you haven’t played it yet and only have a Switch 2, the Tarnished Edition gets a Swipe Right and a Super Swipe.

However, if you’ve already finished the game and have no intention of playing it elsewhere (especially on a potentially weaker platform), this gets a Swipe Left. You can shell out a few bucks for the Tarnished Pack, though, if you really want to support the game.

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